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    Abe Simon was robbed against Joe Louis

    The Facts





    * Aside from Conn and Simon, Louis never knocked anybody out past the twelfth round. But since Simon and Conn were robbed, these knockouts don't count. Thus, it is a fact that Louis could not knock anyone out after the twelfth round, invalidating the Conn and Simon knockouts. Therefore, Simon must have been robbed.





    Exhibit A: Grainy stills. These prove that I'm right and you're wrong.





    * Modern boxing--which is superior to old-time boxing--only has twelve rounds. Louis's knockout of Simon in the thirteenth is therefore in clear violation of the rules, and should not count.






    Exhibit B: Abe Simon. This photograph clearly shows that Simon is not unconscious, disproving the "knockout myth" once and for all.


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    Abe Simon was robbed against Joe Louis (continued)

    * The fight was fixed by the mob. This cannot be verified only because the mob's corrupt influence is covering up the story. This proves it to be true.





    Exhibit C: Could this be the mobster that fixed the fight? A famous boxing historian (off the record, of course) admitted to me in a private conversation that it probably was.



    * The score cards in boxing matches should be based on an objective analysis of each fighter's skill by the judges. This rule was flagrantly violated in the Louis-Simon bout. Size is a skill, and Simon was bigger (and therefore showed more skill) than Louis throughout the fight. Even when Louis flattened him in the illegal 13th round, Simon was still bigger.





    Exhibit D: Compare these two pictures, placed side-by side. Notice that Joe's entire upper body is the same size as Abe Simon's head. Simon was clearly larger throughout the fight.

















    Gentlemen, I rest my case.

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      #3
      Hahahaha!

      Jesus H. Christ, that was some comedy gold right there, Butterfly, and bravo, my friend, bravo.

      Lol.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Yogi View Post
        Hahahaha!

        Jesus H. Christ, that was some comedy gold right there, Butterfly, and bravo, my friend, bravo.

        Lol.
        I think somebody Hacked Butterflies account

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          #5
          Give credit where credit is due, to the real author.

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            #6
            Hahahahaha

            That was great Butterfly!

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              #7
              I just feel angry now.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Bobby Pazuzu View Post
                I just feel angry now.
                Why? Are you a member of East Side Boxing?

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                  #9
                  very funny....man abe simon looked like an ape and with all the hair...but joe louis didnt rob abe simon

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                    #10
                    I always knew Butterfly was a nice guy, but he's really come such a long way as a poster on this forum. One day we maye even hear him say "Marciano was the 10th best heavyweight if you rank fighters by their accomplishments".

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