The D-Mize Show...(Lets humor him)

[D-MiZe]

This lounge is desolate and does not deserve a place on this forum. Because of the amount of filth and disease that pours out of here I've decided to step in and regulate it.

You will all report to me in this thread, failure to do so will result in severe punishment.

My first action as ruler of this lounge is to change some of the images of the Mexican people. Your women are hot and your food is nice, but you aren't warriors.

Also, Javier Hernandez aka little pea head is a curse on the great Manchester United and I think I speak for everyone in this world ( apart from Mexicans ) that he needs to be taken away from the beautiful game. I would appreciate it if you could send him a lot of hate mail and try to discourage him. Bomb threats would be better.

[D-MiZe]

I like the Mexican flag, green and red symbolises all the blood shed for shipments of the herb, marijuana.

But I don't like that eagle on there, to me that is related to USA. So I propose that we change it to something like a sombrero, maybe a Mexican wrestling mask. Something more Mexican, you should be proud of your heritage.

[LeG00N]

[D-MiZe]

Also, Mexico has a lot of history.

This is Chichén-Itz?



I propose we add slides on one side and maybe a bouncy castle at the top just to increase revenue. While the parents admire the beauty of this ancient building, their kids could be having fun too.

[RIZO24]

All I can say is "Chinga tu Puta madre animal". You are just an attention seeking whore.. Look ***git no one on this langa is gay and wants to **** you so please get the **** out of our langa or you will force us to search you out and torture you... Last chance mother****er!!!!

[D-MiZe]

I have only just found out Mexico has a president, I thought they just ran riot. So obviously this president ain't doing a great job with all the drug problems etc.

I propose;

Legalising drugs and hiring the cartels to work for the government.

Don't tax the cartels too much, they might get cranky and that would just ruin all the hard work.


It is my honest belief that the cartels are just misunderstood. I'm sure El Chapo would make a great politician.

[D-MiZe]

All I can say is "Chinga tu Puta madre animal". You are just an attention seeking whore.. Look ***git no one on this langa is gay and wants to **** you so please get the **** out of our langa or you will force us to search you out and torture you... Last chance mother****er!!!!

Listen, I only want the best for the Mexican people.

Sal Sanchez is a hero of mine and Mexican women are the greatest on Earth. Lets not even get started about the delicious food they have produced.

I may seem harsh, but I'm just very critical of how it's run. I think I could really make a difference.

[-Johannes-]

Jajaja no le hagan caso a este pinche aborto y ya. Mispell your words y ya se la pelo el baboso.

[D-MiZe]

Also, you have a nice language so don't take this the wrong way.

But it's basically useless now, well apart from one aspect. That's the curse words.

You may as well just speak English, but only speak Spanish when you are cursing. I believe it looks a lot ' cooler ' and will possibly give Mexicans more street cred. But I'll have to consult the youth of Mexico on that...

' Do you want to go, puto? '

As opposed to

' Quieres ir conmigo, puto? '

[D-MiZe]

Right, lets get onto states in Mexico.

I'll start off with the state of Chihuahua. Now when I think of that word, I think of a small rat that bites your ankles and just yaps. This isn't a good image for Mexican.

El Jaguar would be a better name, it sounds fierce and the jaguar is native to Mexico. Much better than a small dog.