Aussie Lang

[Dan...]

Work, is hard to find, mate.

Got sick of my old job and looking for something more relevant.


Currently, on a 3 month break from UNI.

What sort of work are you looking for?

[PEBBLES!]

What sort of work are you looking for?

edited like a white p*ssy

[Patty Tanager]

Is Adelaide the brightest place in the World, in terms of sunshine?.

I remember thinking this the last Ashes series in Australia. Obviously when the sun is shining i mean, it just looks so bright.

Unless it's just my tired eyes?.

[Left Hook Tua]

where's southpaw?


have we decided when we are leaving for australia?

[Southpaw Stinger]

where's southpaw?


have we decided when we are leaving for australia?

Soon, my love. Soon.

Ethnic cleansing of this land will begin soon. Weird ****s like Stones will be eliminated and we shall breed with the lovely healthy females to produce a new race and generation of our ***y, highly intelligent spawn.

[Left Hook Tua]

Soon, my love. Soon.

Ethnic cleansing of this land will begin soon. Weird ****s like Stones will be eliminated and we shall breed with the lovely healthy females to produce a new race and generation of our ***y, highly intelligent spawn.

do we have to eliminate flawless too?

kinda have a soft spot in my heart for the loveable ******.

can we just castrate him to ensure he doesn't breed?

[Southpaw Stinger]

do we have to eliminate flawless too?

kinda have a soft spot in my heart for the loveable ******.

can we just castrate him to ensure he doesn't breed?

If he hasn't already been done, we'll be sure to relieve him of his olive garden.
You can keep him as your personal Eunuch.

[Bastian Loc]

Rocky is a shit movie.

All of them are ridiculous and overrated. I can't believe that dude is rich over such a dumb movie.

Now Demolition Man, that was a great movie.

[Bastian Loc]

What really gets me about the Outback SteakHouse is that aside from Fosters and Coopers Sparkling Ale, there is nothing about that place that is Australlian. What is with the Australlian outback gimmick? Are people that dumb?

We're talking about the average American here man. The people that invented spray can cheese because apparently real cheese is too difficult and inconvenient.

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