Right, I'm off out for the night. Hoff and Southpaw, be strong in my absence and await my return as I'll be drunk and in the mood for love.
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Originally posted by OASIS_LAD View PostHow have you been ? I have missed you terribly.
I'm ****ing doing well though laddie, thanks for asking. Me pimp stash is coming on a treat and I've been going for runs almost every morning to get rid of me beer belly and get toned for you me darling.
How are you ***y? Have a good birthday?
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Originally posted by TheHoff! View PostI have also missed you laddie me love. I came back from the boozer the last two nights looking for some ***y bum love and you werent to be found so you werent.
I'm ****ing doing well though laddie, thanks for asking. Me pimp stash is coming on a treat and I've been going for runs almost every morning to get rid of me beer belly and get toned for you me darling.
How are you ***y? Have a good birthday?
I'm afraid i lopped all the hair on me face off..... including me sideburns which i had kept trimmed for the better part of a year
I feel and look like a twat! Thank god for you and lager or i would have probably hung meself tonight.
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